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Sometimes sharing some funny status is necessary to sharpen the sense of humor.
- Roses are red , bro if you have a gf you are financially dead. <—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- If you want to make wrong decisions in your life, then come take my advice.
- Worlds biggest lie, girl like boys who plays guitar bcz I play guitar from 3 years and I m still single.
- Green ,it’s a test , if the word green looks red then you will be single this year too.
- Others have cousins to play and to have fun and my cousins are only use just to compare my marks.
- My life is exactly like a lays chips packet, you want chips but you get air and I want happiness and I get nothing
- My anger is just like my underwear , I wore it but never show to anyone.
- I was very happy then someone shouted tomorrow is Monday .
- I murdered my cousin because he advice me to do engineering.
- Some of my biggest mistakes in my life : alcohol, drugs, engineering.
- I was very happy until I saw you.
- There are internet in my grand parents era too they call it libraries.
<—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- I lost my heart when I first saw your Instagram pics , then I saw your adhaar card .
- if you see this emoji smiling then congratulations you have a crush on me.
- Mind you own business because you need mind to mind your own business.
- Someone advised me do what you are good at , by the way, I am still sleeping.
- My gf didn’t remember the comb that she use today but she remember the words which I told to her 3 years ago at 5 PM.
- Yesterday I was in a 5 star hotel with my friends and I saw the bill there is one line, “breath taking charges 100 $.
- I have a gf not beacause I want it, I have it beacause she wants a bf.
- Peoples are trying to find true love and I am trying to remember where I put my guitar plectrum
- peoples are planning there future and here is me who are trying to save the school from terrorist attack in my imagination.
- I am on a beach with my gf holding each others hand and there Is love everywhere and then I woke up.
- I don’t have any account on fb, insta and whats app beacause I have an account in my real life.
<—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- My relatives have a secret superpower which informs them when my result comes.
- I don’t like to do formality that’s why I never ask my relatives to stay at my home.
- She told me to change myself and leave the laziness, I still miss her.
- Time is precious, love me.
- I will make a video on 101 ways to waste your time.
- I don’t have a gf because I like to listen that krrr krrr sound which atm machine makes while whidrawl money instead of I love you. behind every successful men there is a greedy women.
- The most heart breaking thing is when your downloading stops at 99percent .
- There is a love triangle between my phone, charger and my bed.
- love yourself because you don’t have options.
- I am not running from hard work, the hard work is running from me.
- Teacher ask me that what is the most uncomfortable zone , I replied with my broken heart, its friendzone.
- God gave you a beautiful life don’t waste it on your bf, try me
- Hey you useless person again come to read my status
- I am that kind of a filter which filter all of your sadness and as a result I will give you happiness.
- Some person sed me I will not good at engliss bot I dednt thought that .
- Never judge me, by my looks.
- if being ugly is a crime, then police will arrest you.
<—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- .2..3..smile please .
- I have never seen a free person like you, you are still reading my status.
- She ask me to be her smartphone but I became a book.
- There is an error in your mind! You cant read this status.
- I am still finding that imaginary gf that always come whenever I listen romantic songs.
- I don’t go to gym because I don’t want to steal your girl.
- She told me to do exercise but I love extra fries.
- hey you! Yes you! The one who is reading this, your breakup is about to happen.
- I dont mind if you propose me.
- they told me to give high five I give it to their face .
- I was very intelligent until maths comes to my life.
- I have just founded something under my shoe, it’s a wrapper ,don’t worry it isnt your attitude .
- My ex is a double faced person and both of her faces are ugly.
- I am in a relationsleep .
- I am writing a book upon my achievements and every page consist of one word, “nothing”
- she told me to give her that last slice of pizza otherwise she will gonna leave me, I rally miss her!
- My friend should sell there brains because they never use it.
- Hey there! I am using my brain.
- Me : why don’t you use one thing, she : what?, me : your mind.
- I want to kill the ugliest person alive, but I cant kill you .
- O M G! Just look at your face, you are so ugly .
- Hey there! I am not using whatapp .
- Roses are red sky is blue, I have a gf and its you.
<—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- The government reminds me my ex, every word they say is a lie.
- You are Beautiful…here, Beautiful = ugly.
- I todays era the ignorance is measured in, “seen “
- In todays era WTF means, whats app, twitter, facebook.
- save water, drink beer! That’s our moto.
- I searched on google that which machine makes my crush fall in love with me, google replied, “ ATM”.
- You cant understand my jokes, That’s why I didn’t write it.
- Hey there! You are fucked up.
- Will you be my juliet, I will be your romeo.
- Womens can debate on any topics except GK.
- You have two options , propose me Or say I love you.
- In this world full of ranbeer kapoor be someones ranveer singh.
- Worlds biggest lie : you get a job after engineering.
- I don’t propose a girl because I know how I look .
- In this world full of cold I will be your moisterriser .
- There are two types of people , first one is mentioned in second point and second one is mentioned in first point.
- Hey you! Yes you! Your smile is so Beautiful that it always reminds me that, why brushing your teeth is very important.
- In this world full of abibas, I will be your addidas.
- In this new year, try me .
- You are not fat, your figure is so perfect that it always reminds me a basket
- “I drink coffee because I like it “ , there is no joke in it, you free person do your work, Go .
- Hey there! You are wasting your time .
- Hey there! I am using your gf.
- Hey you! Yes you! You can do anything, except: studying, making gf , getting job .
- I am still trying to find that imaginary ghost who see me in the night when I am sleeping.
- I have an idea which can make you laugh, and the idea is that… “ Go see your face in the mirror “ .
- There is an compliment for you, “ when you cover your face properly, you look so Beautiful .
- I am so hard working that I always works hard to do nothing.
- I am a VIP, that means, Vellaa, idiotic, person .
- There is an tough competition between me and bill gates, he tries to make more money and I try to make more sleep.
- There must be a special kind of a death law for those peoples whose whats app status is, “ hey there I am using whatapp “, OMG I thaught you are using twitter in whatsApp, lol .
- When someone says, I am going from your life, don’t force them to stay, instead of this kick there a$$ and say, “pehli fursat me nikal ”.
- No love no pain, know love know pain.
<—— Best Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes ——->
- There is a very small Intelligence gap between you and me, and that gap is as equal as the gap between land and sky.
- There must be a special kind of a death law for those peoples who still uses elephant and ant in there jokes .
- I love my dog because he never insults me, whenever I ask him how my nature is and he always replies with, “WOW”.
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